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Saturday, July 18th, 2009
5:13 pm
Tomorrow is NOT moms Birthday.. Monday is Moms birthday.. What do you get for the woman who wants nothing?


ETA: B-day correction. Its weird when your mom reads your LJ.. Especially when she is upstairs.. you get corrections on the fly.

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12:16 pm - Want to hear some Newfie accent? How about seeing an iceberg roll?

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Friday, July 17th, 2009
7:41 am
Know what.. fuck the clowns.. if they want to eat me they can.. I'm going to bed

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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
9:04 pm
So I have been rocking the shit out of my insomnia lately.. going to bed 4am and waking up at various times.. I have tried all my usual brain resting things and nothing seems to work.. So if you see a late late hello from me on AIM or Yahoo when you are asleep.. its just me pinging for life and someone to bug.

And if you are awake late.. Its Tarpo76 pretty much on anything.

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12:32 pm
I wonder what makes most vegetarians lose their sense of humor? Is there something in a meatless diet that makes it hard to be funny? or are they just really really constipated.

I think I know 5 non meat eaters who aren't grumpy about it all the time.

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Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
3:20 pm
There is a show on National Geographic Channel called Predator CSI..

It was an episode about the whale that exploded on the back of a semi truck or something.. It was kinda cool.. but there is nothing on earth that could live up to the images in my head at seeing the name of the show in the channel guide.

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2:35 pm
I was going to get a Tattoo of where I am from on my penis.. but I decided not to when I realized that "Newfoundland and Labrador" would look weird becuase of all the extra space that would be there when I am hard.

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3:42 am
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

best site on the whole internet.. I swear to god..

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3:02 am
Ok.. So Tank Girl is a pretty lousy movie.. But I was struck when I saw it for the first time because of the actress that played Jet Girl.. she was Gorgeous.. wasn't in the movie as much as I wanted.. and back in 1995 when I looked on IMDB for her.. She didn't have much in the way of other movies and I had no idea who she was or if she would do anything else.. so tonight.. while googling.. and after having caught part of Tank Girl on TV last week I decided to see if she did anything since..

So yeah.. it was Naomi Watts.. So she kinda got her friggin career on track after Tank Girl..

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Monday, July 13th, 2009
4:11 pm
There was once a time that I would read an online comic and wish it was "good enough" to get into newspapers..

Today I noticed that I wished a newspaper comic that had limited online archives but I was enjoying quite a bit was an online comic so I could read it all and never have to set foot on those shitty hard to navigate syndicate pages. I shouldn't have to go to wikipedia to find out who the hell the characters are in a comic.

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3:48 pm
Mom would like to say I saved a dog today.. but a little poodlish dog got out of its owners car and was playing the "You cant catch me" game.. in a parking lot.. So I got out of the car.. and called the dog like I was the most exciting awesome thing in the whole world and they had to come over to me right away because if they didn't they would miss something SOOOO awesome.. which of course worked perfectly and I took the little dog back to its owner..

I mean thats what anyone would have done right?

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3:43 pm - I just got the best email..
Hello,
Hope this email finds you in good health, I come across your profile In (my highschools website) as I have interest In you  i deem it very  necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is precious female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you.
Do you think age, colour or distance  is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me backthrough this email id (email snipped) so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more,So from there we will get to know each other very well.Just bear in mind that there is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.
I will always remain yours in love. Big Kisess And Huggs!
Miss precious
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This is a part of me that really wants to reply.. just for shits and giggles and get more of these.. but its my main email and I really don't want that much more spam going to it.
Still.. Someone out there wants to make long lasting friendship with me! ;)

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Sunday, July 12th, 2009
7:12 pm - Hi.. my name is Tarpo.. and yes.. I actually DO live in Heaven..

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3:25 am
Come on woot! Talk my damn order! What the hell is wrong with you.. I want my Woot Lights with Potential for Crap!

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Saturday, July 11th, 2009
4:18 am
fail owned pwned pictures
see more Fail Blog

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Friday, July 10th, 2009
9:02 pm
What a fun day! Went out with my sister and did some running around hitting some geek stores.. Picked up a few bottles of Pop Shoppe soda.. which was good for some old memories. Also picked up Monty Python Fluxx, and Family Fluxx. Both are fine on their own but Family is going into the Fluxx deck for sure. Now I just need Eco and Stoner for all the sets.. and of course I need the new revised rules and updated cards.. but that can wait :) Also picked up Guillotine. Which was surprisingly fun for such a simple game.. Going to be fun with a few extra people. Just gotta wait for Dave to get home :)

Also got a B-day gift for Dad.. and Kate got something for Mom.. now I need something for Mom, and she needs something for Dad and we are all set.

Really a fun day.. now i'm considering renting a movie or just hanging out and catching up on Burn Notice eps that I downloaded.

The fire last night was really nice too. But now all my sheets and pillowcases smell like woodsmoke.. But I don't really mind.. its a nice smell.. Should probably wash them tonigh though..

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2:41 am - Oh how I love this song

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12:26 am
I totally had S'mores tonight.. Great supper.. awesome fire.. good dessert and nice company. It was all around a terrific day

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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
9:07 pm
I just had about the best plate of supper ever.. Turkey, turnip, carrot, potato, fresh greens.. Gravy.. sweet mustard pickles, homemade bread.. and a can of pineapple crush...

Sweet god its good to be home.

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2:21 pm - [info]jungle_goddess should like this one

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